If you clearly have more items in your shopping cart than the express line allows, I hate you!
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If You Wear Skinny Jeans And You Are A Guy, I Hate You!
If You Piss On The Toilet Seat, I Hate You!
If you piss (pee) all over the toilet seat and don’t clean it up, I hate you!
Image Credit: Flickr.comIf You Share Facebook Chain Letters, I Hate You!
If you update your Facebook status with a Facebook chain letter, I F***ING HATE YOU!
If You Put Shopping Carts In Parking Spots, I Hate You!
If you’re too lazy to put the shopping cart into the designated shopping cart return, I hate you!
If You Put Your Entire E-mail Message In The Subject Line, I Hate You!
If you use the subject line to send your entire e-mail, leaving the message body blank of course, I hate you!
If You Leave Your Mess In The Microwave, I Hate You!
If your food blows up in the microwave and you leave it for your coworkers or roommate, I fucking hate you!
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